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Supernatural being that comes in at night and plucks dingleberries when you're sleeping and leaves a quarter under your pillow.
"I bought a gumball today with the quarter that the dingleberry fairy left me last night."
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When a girl is PMSing and everyone around her starts to get grumpy as well. Also known as, PMS fairy syndrome.
Don't go near Emily she's being a PMS fairy.
Girl 1: SHUT UP!
Girl 2: Calm down, your getting PMS fairy syndrome.
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A female, usually heterosexual, who likes to hang out with gay men and/or who has a large number of gay male friends. Many fairy princesses also have good gaydar. This is a synonym for fag hag but whereas fag hag can apply to women of all ages, fairy princess is usually reserved for younger women.
I'm such a fairy princess. I think the only friends worth having are gay men.
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A person who does not deal weed but always has weed and smokes you down all the time.
"Dude how do you afford to smoke everyday?"
"I have a weed fairy"
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someone in a chatroom/anyone online/on your desktop othat says all the right things.
iheartpopmusic:your voice
desktop_fairy: is the soundtrack of my summer
iheartpopmusic: you are my desktop fairy! do you like oreos dipped in peanut butter?
desktop_fairy: OMG yess! You are my desktop fairy too! You make majical things happen!
iheartpopmusic: you spelled magical wrongly. but i didn't know how to spell it eather, before!!!
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A person who has a bluetooth earpiece surgically attached to his/her ear, walking around in a public place talking to themselves.
I accidently answered the bluetooth fairy next to me in the elevator.
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The Cocaine Fairy is a fairy that visits children at night and sprinkles Cocaine on their heads or bed. The next morning, they become teenagers. She has an ragged appearance with a dark cape and STD's, but she can mostly be recognized by her slit open mouth that stretches across her face. The mouth will usually be filled with cocaine or pills. If she visits you and you see her, do not be alarmed, your death will be instant.
Child: Mom, I was visited by the Cocaine Fairy last night.
Mom: WHAT!? Timmy have you been hitting up drugs?!
Child: MOM, SHUT UP! I can do what I want. :P
Mom: GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Child: GO TO HELL!!!!!
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