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What happens when a person buys Abercrombie & Fitch clothing. Usually a super-skinny boy or girl who were once obese shop at A & B. They buy the clothing, and act if they were better than their friends. They start bragging and quickly lose their friends.
Me: Hey, look.
You: What?
Me: Isn't that molly?
You: Who?
Me: Molly.
You: I don't know who that is.
Me: She was my best friend a long time ago, before she wore Abercrombie & Fitch.
You: What happened?
Me: She was a bit overweight, like 2 or 3 pounds. All the kids who wore A & B made fun of her.
You: Then what?
Me: She started crying, and went home due to an emotional collapse. She didn't come back to school for a month. When she did come back, she looked... bad.
You: Why?
Me: She was really underweight, and she wore A & B clothing. I went to talk to her, and she said" Who the hell are you?!" I said" I'm your friend." She said "Whateva, bitch. Go home!"
You: What did you do?
Me: I slapped her.
You: The lesson here?
Molly: AAAAah!! It's you! Get away, you! Get away!
We run to the alley
Me: See?
You: I know the lesson. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.
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Once a woman sleeps with a black man, no white man will be able to satisfy her, so she sleeps only with black men from then on. Usually because of their girth and size, but also because they appreciate more types of women in general and have better moves.
After she'd been with two black guys, she realized that once you go black, you never go back, because size really does matter.
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Basically saying that once a woman dates and has sex to a black man, the size of his penis will make her never go back to white men.
Girl 1: I love my black boyfriend, we are gonna have sex.
Girl 2: But "once you go black, your never going back!"
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A saying that is often used referring to the situation where an (often white) woman has slept with a black man.
"I had the best sex of my life with a black guy yesterday!"
- "You know what they say, once you go black you'll never go back."
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Once you've experienced the soft brown skin and muscular arms
The full lips and the perfectly rythmic grind
The sexy voice and unfaltering self-assurance.
You can never go back to what you might have known before.
Once you go black, you'll never go back
Lisa: I have kissed the most handsome guy last night, I felt so protected in his arms.
Rachel: What did he look like?
Lisa: He was strong and dark and so handsome
Rachel: Oh Dear! You do know that once you go black, you'll never go back?!
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Mary: OMFG
Boyd: You know,Once you go black, you never go back
Mary:more like, Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair
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A phrase that primarily applies to black women but is also applying more and more to black men in America. Single black women having become disillusioned with being the breadwinner and homemaker of the family. In dating white men, black women have discovered that white men tend to be more financially stable, less likely to cheat, less likely to be abusive, and if there is a pregnancy are more likely to stick around and be a part of the child's life even if the relationship doesn't work out. All things that women want in a relationship.
Greg: Is it true that charice is getting married to a white guy?
Boosie: Yeah, white boys don't fuck around. You always see them with the hottest girls in the neighborhood.
Greg: Why Is she doing that?
Boosie: I asked her and she told me, Once you've had white, you never go back to black.
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