Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
TEAM UK or Known As Team UnKown, Team UK IS A Competitive Forwardassault Clan
**We also Beast A good them called VMX , And PxR** #RISEUK
TEAM UK IS A PROFESSIONAL FORWARDASSAULT CLAN.
The supreme version of UK beast. The final boss. A type of woman so colossal in her masculinity, bad attitude and disrespect that normal upstanding citizens clear the vicinity when they hear her voice. It does not matter what race she is as all races that reside in the UK have been cursed with a UK Behemoth. They are usually on the obese /ugly side and think they’re 10/10
She’s a UK Behemoth my bro, do not engage at any cost
UK Anon, aka The Autist, is defined as a British Tumblr user who obsessively sends anonymous hatemail to Slavs, especially Serbs, & ppl who interact with them; typically ordering them no matter where they live to "get out of UK" & that Slavs are "primitive, violent, non-white & racist mass-migrating slave-laboring mail order brides & poor cheap trash"
skrotchevo: UK Anon jealous cus our cheap fake adidas is so glam.
c9h13nczstyj: Cyka mad cus straight UK men rather fuck Slavic men than her.
It means that your mom kicked u out, you then become homeless for 2-5 months until you get a entry level job then your purchase a apartment in the projects and then you rap career starts
Damn bro you on that house inspection uk type of timing yessir
olivia neill, kate elisabeth and flossie. that’s it :)
did you see olivia, kate and flossie’s collab theyre the iconic uk trio i never knew i needed