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More recently redefined as a night of unsavoury desperate behaviour exhibited by single individuals at countless drinking venues around the country, regardless of whether they are Students or not. Intoxicated members of the public plagued by irremediable loneliness develop a natural thirst for attention. Males can often be seen impersonating thirsty hoes and violence can break out amongst them in displays of ritualised agnostic behaviour. Competition can be fierce due to the females being heavily outnumbered by the males. The thirst is real.
Boy1:"Yeah Boyyy its Thirsty Thursday You Coming to Norton's Bar!!?"
Boy2: "Standaaaard! theres gonna be loads of rat out"
Girl1: "Yeah Girlll we're going out tonight right? It's Thursday and i'm thirsty!"
Girl2: "Yeahhh Obvs!! If the RAF's out, my rats out!!"
When you cut you cut the girls pubic hairs like a bonzai and water it with jizz
My girlfriend was a thirsty bonzai.
a woman or man who drinks so much cum, that she/he dies of stomach poisening.
At jessica alba's house, my friend was such a thirsty river that she never woke up after she passed out from drinking too much JD.
Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.
Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer
When you get thirsty and drink so much water that your stomach is going to explode but your mouth still is dry and needs more water.
"MOOOOOOM I HAVE THIRSTY MOUTH HELPPPPPPPP"
1. Someone who likes to own, earn, save and gain a lot of money
Synonym: Gold digger, greedy, spoilt and Mr. Krabs
E.g. "you can't expect me to not work this week, I am a very thirsty cow"
A euphemism for "penis", specifically used as sexual inuendo.
Person 1: "Dude, do you see that guy over there? I'd schlorp his thirsty plane."
Person 2: "For real, he's irresistible."