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An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.
When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.
She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.
A name used for a man that is very tall with a large dick
"Oh he's got a huge dick, must be a Thorness
Scars of lightning and thunder, therefore the daughter of Thor.( girl with stretch marks)
I am Thor’s daughter! Why? Bc of my stretch marks daughter of Thor
Talking to other women pretending your partner doesnt exist only for them to get sent screenshots
I told him to do the thor Skywalker and he started messaging other females telling them I didn't exist
Annoying arse people who think that Th0r can beat wonder woman in a fight, sexist and sometimes homophobic and racist. overall definition: arseholes
th0r flop stan: thor solos fav, MID!
anyone with decent knowledge: shut ur fat arse up #BOSSED
th0r flop stan: UGH!! I'm LEAVING! YOU *random slur*
anyone with decent knowledge: fuck you arsehole! Thor stans don't know shit
- by Jugirlb