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When you have morning wood and ejaculate into a tissue thus creating a 'woody tissue'.
"i made a hella woody tissue this morning bro"
Tissue used to catch sperm then scrunched up and thrown nonchalantly
His bedroom is littered with tissue roses
Blowing your nose as a large wave crashes over you, therefore eliminating snot/boogers in a discreet way. Commonly used by those too lazy to just get out of the water and find a tissue.
While I was on a date with Cameron I could tell my nose was about to drip. Rather than gross him out I quickly used the Wave Tissue!
What people for some reason think is the shield against the virus when, in fact, it isn't.
Sharon: Hey caroline I stocked up on tissue roll because of the virus
Caroline: what?
Fart Tissue: A tissue that smells like intense fart.
1: Dude, I've got some bad allergies today!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!
A tissue vandal is a janitors worst nightmare. Usually anonymous, this person (or sometimes people depending on how bad the situation is) will vandalize school toilets by using wet tissue mainly soaked with water.
There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)
Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers
Headmaster: I'm sick and tired of these tissue vandals!
'Tissues'
Hot new slang for "trust issues".
When someone has problems trusting others, typically due to past trauma or events.
"My girl has been acting weird lately, I think she might be cheating."
"Nah bro you just got tissues."