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Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).
{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.
{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.
A term used to describe something that is extremely unpleasant to the ears. Can be used to describe a really terrible song, a bad speech, an annoying voice etc. Sounds like it came out of someone's asshole
"I hate this song. The person singing it sounds like audible diarrhea."
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A dance you accidentally start doing when all bathrooms are taken and you have diarrhea nearing the edge of your asshole.
Usually involves swinging of the arms and dramatic walking.
My brother is hogging one bathroom, immersed in his copy of Ender’s Game. Bet he isn’t even shitting!
My father is showering in the other bathroom, and he keeps the door locked! God fucking damnit I need to shit so bad.
Ooogaaa ogaaa— Ah shit it’s coming man. Oh god I’m beginning to diarrhea dance all around the living room. This is so embarrassing. We even have guests over.
When you have to shit so bad and right as you sit down on the toilet an immense stream of diarrhea just rushes out of your butt
Bro i had trapdoor diarrhea after i ate all that chipotle.
You begin sweating profusely because you have diarrhea and can not yet go. This often becomes worse the closer you become to crapping your pants. Upon relieving oneself the sweats decrease.
No Hillary I can't go to the party tonight I can't keep my makeup on I have a bad case of the diarrhea sweats.
extremely painful diarrhea, an inferno in the rectum
Jeff was struck with some angry diarrhea, nearly cried from the pain.
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