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Schlong on toast

A very common breakfast in France and East Hollywood. Usually contains a fairly large penis with a side of toast.

Peter, George served an excellent schlong on toast this morning... We also had Crepes!

by Rabbi JΓΌdisch September 26, 2006

78πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Toast Chee

A Form Of Snack Treat where the makers forgot to add all the letters to the title.

Jesus loves to eat Toast Chee.

by Stargate Fan June 19, 2004

61πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


melba toast

1970 CHEVELLE 454 SS,its also in the baddest of all the bad ass movies of all time "Dazed and Confused" driven by Mathew McConaughey's character Wooderson

"Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fucken muscle." -Wooderson

by Jerry Sinclair April 1, 2005

185πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Blue toast

When you go to see a Korean prostitute, and she she has both of you rinse with mouthwash before getting in the shower.

Went to see that new Korean girl advertising. When I got there she took the money, we undressed, blue toast and then into the shower.

by woooo37 April 5, 2022

41πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Smacker of toast

A slice or round of toast. Commonly used in Wiltshire, England.

Would you like one smacker of toast, or two?

by Beththefirst July 16, 2008

22πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


TOASTED Ravioli

A TYPICAL CHEESE OR BEEF Ravioli DREDGED IN A LIGHT EGG WASH AND THEN IN LIGHT BREAD CRUMBS EVEN PANKO, THEN DEEP OR PAN FRIED TO A LIGHT GOLDEN BROWN. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF MARANARA SAUCE AND A DUSTING OF PARMESIAN CHEESE.

Walk in to Mom's house and the first thing she says is Jeet Jet?

I remember when Steak n Shake's were only a quarder or $ .25 cents.

TOASTED RAVIOLI?

A TYPICAL CHEESE OR BEEF Ravioli DREDGED IN A LIGHT EGG WASH AND THEN DREDGED IN LIGHT BREAD CRUMBS EVEN PANKO, THEN DEEP OR PAN FRIED TO A LIGHT GOLDEN BROWN. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF MARANARA SAUCE AND A DUSTING OF PARMESIAN CHEESE.

Don't pay attention to the Kansas 'Redlegs' aka "HOOSIERS' who bad mouth Missoura folks. They are just jealouse harse thieves and have a shirt fit that all's they have to offer is dried out buffalo chips smothered in K.C. Masterpiece and warshed down with a cup full of Colorado dirt blown in by the winds of their own flatulence..

Yes, the weather sux in St. Louis, I know as I was raised there until I could make my escape to the So.Cal. Beach Cities where Eden still Exists. Just head west on I fardy far and don't stop n'till ya hit the Pacific.

See ya's at the Veiled Prophet Parade and fair on the farth of July.

by MO2CA May 25, 2011


fucking toasted

Being so high that your chillin with god him self.

Holy shit dog we where fucking toasted last night

by Mr. Toasted October 11, 2007