Palm Springs Blow Torch

Usually occurs after consuming a spicy meal accompanied by a bout of food poisoning where you repeatedly spray red hot shit out your ass. However, despite your inflamed anus, it does not stop your partner from sexual penetration.

Despite eating some bad taco meat, Jason's sexual frustration resulted in Nick giving him a big old Palm Springs blow torch.

torch bazooka

A game played among friends when the heights of joblessness is reached. The opponent points out a target. The player then positions the torch on his shoulder (like a bazooka) in the switched off mode, and switches on the torch. If the beam of light, hits the target, 1 point to the player. Then the opponent has his go with the torch

Player 1: "C'mon man, let's play torch bazooka"

Player 2: "K, give me a target"

Player 1: "That tree behind the gate"

Player 2: Positions the torch on the shoulder and switches on the torch. The beam hits the tree. "Woo hoo, got it"

Player 1: My turn

Player 2: The water tank

Human Torch

When you kidnap someone and take them to your basement then proceed to tie them up and light them on fire while making them watch all the Fantastic Four films on a loop until they burn to death.

Doug: I need to burn off some steam
Rick: why don’t you go Human Torch someone?

Human torch

A red hair person who usually is annoying but sometimes nice. Human torches usually have bad tempers.

Hey look at that human torch!!

plasma torching

this is next level gas lighting at its finest. gaslighting generally referring to a one on one or orchestrating multiple flying monkeys at one target . . Plasma torching is where there are multiple targets with multiple motives all happening at the same time and place . this orchestration isnt just for Hollywood anymore .

Joan had worked the committee into such a frenzy by the time the board meeting ,committee members couldnt regroup from the plasma torching Joan had crafted .

Peruvian Torch

When you cover your partner in gasoline, and proceed to blanket them in your flammable nut.

"Gloria, get the gas, this one needs a Peruvian Torch!"
"Not again, Harold!"

asettlene torch

A figurative "flame-thrower" device dat you use to majorly "light a fire" under someone who has comfortably relaxed down on his posterior when he should be "up and about" and making himself useful.

In da Pink Panther animated cartoon "Shocking Pink", da persistent-but-unseen voice is a major asettlene torch to da increasingly-frustrated/infuriated fuchsia feline, turning an initially-quiet afternoon into a totally-chaotic disaster.