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YOU HAVE BEEN TOYOTA COROLLA'D
¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Bonito como él solo y jala como un campeón! ¡Tracción delantera, independiente suspensión! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Tremendo motor de larga duración! ¡4 cilindros, 1600! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Potencia sin restricción, y suave su dirección! ¡Es grande de economia, pero camina el millón! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡El mejor carro del mundo entero, ha llegado a Venezuela! ¡La mejor tecnologia, obra de gran maestria! ¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA!
English: THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA! Pretty as he is and pulls like a champ! Front-wheel drive, independent suspension! TOYOTA COROLLA! Tremendous long-lasting motor! 4 cylinders, 1600! TOYOTA COROLLA! Unrestricted power, and smooth your steering! It's big on the economy, but walks the million! TOYOTA COROLLA! The best car in the whole world has arrived in Venezuela! The best technology, work of great mastery! THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA!
THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA!
1986 Toyota Corolla 'd
An overrated shit box all the tradies have to pick up their girlfriend from high school.
For some reason aussies drool over this ute. It’s slow and shit and made in Thailand.
Just another average very large vehicle to compensate for small penis.
Hi my name is Jake and I drive a Toyota Hilux and am also a fucking sped with a tiny penis.
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The most reliable car, according to Scotty Kilmer.
Person looking for a car: "Hey, I am interested in a new reliable car. What do you recommend?"
Scotty Kilmer: "Get a 1994 Toyota Celica."
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The 6th gen Toyota Celica is an absolutely amazing car, easily the best vehicle Toyota has put on the market and I know your wanna be car guy brain is probably overheating right now reading this and no, the Toyota Supra is not a better car, the Celica is better and you only like Supras because everyone else does and everything you learned about cars is what Fast and Furious taught you.
Wannabe Car Guy: "Man I love Supras, ain't nothin better than a Toyota Supra."
Actual Car Guy: Smacks wannabe over the head "You dumbass, you'll never be apart of Dom Torero's family, the 97' Toyota Celica is a million times better"
Not a real car, "Land Cruiser" is a real car. Not as dumb as a car as the other uneducated idiot described above. It is the most reliable SUV and won't break down as easily as a Ford Explorer or Chevrolet Suburban, which are both truly unreliable and are way uglier. Let's face it, Japanese manufacturing is superior to America's and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
Redneck: I'd rather not have any vehicle then buy a Japanese SUV! Especially a Land Cruiser! Or should I say "Toyota Lard Cruiser!"
Me: You won't survive life. Ever.
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A lard wagon manufactured by Toyota, with the driver almost exclusively always being a soccer mom, a milf or a homosexual. Also known as Toyota Land Cruiser, though a common and clever form of minor vandalism will convert the "n" in "Land" to the letter "r" so that it says "Lard", as in "Toyota Lard Cruiser".
Check out that 40 year old big fat fatty driving in her Toyota Lard Cruiser!
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The 5th generation Toyota Supra, officially called the GR Supra. It is considered one of the most controversial new cars, because it is manufactured alongside its mechanical twin, the BMW Z4. Both of these cars are similar, but very different at the same time. One is Japanese and one is German for instance. The A90 Supra may have a BMW engine, but its still as good as the old Supra, if not better.
I mean seriously, the Zastava Florida was co developed with the Fiat Tipo, but no one ever said; "Oh, it's just a rebadged Tipo..."
While haters are going to hate, the A90 Toyota Supra is a seriously good car, even if it was a team effort.
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