turtle

Someone with a bald head that wears a workout shit with a tight neck.

Heryman is a turtle.

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turtling

A new craze, similar to owling, that consists of putting your arms into your sleeves, going on your elbows and knees, and balancing items on your back.

Man I'm sick of all these people owling, lets invent a new craze and call it turtling.

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turtle

to decribe a small, flacid penis with large testicles. usually used when describing a person one dislikes, or just making fun of an unfortunate man.

He has a turtle. GROSS!!!

Aw man, I thought I got lucky, but he ended having a turtle!

I love turtles. They're so cute.

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turtles

Old people who walk VERY slow.

Maybe I could get outta this place if these damn turtles whold step up the pace!

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turtle

When you fart, and a little bit of shit comes out.

Oh fuck, a turtle just came out.

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Turtle

"Slangwiiiiiiiesh" term fo "pot". Ooooooohuaaaaaaaaaaaa!

E-feezie: "I'm off dat turttle."
Hommie: what?
Fonzerelli: You know, inndoh.
Homie#? Oh, but turtle?.
E-fotywhata: Yeah because it's green and makes you move slow!

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turtled

when your partner (as in sex) farts and wont let you get out from under the overs. It must suck!

Yo i am so going to dumb bob cuz he turtled me last night.

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