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When someone is as flat as a plank of wood from Home Depot. This plank tends to cost $2.50
Nicky: I just hooked up with this cute girl
Friend: was she a two-fifty?
Nicky: yeah, but it’s ok!
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hey didrik! are you wearing two rings?! are you gay?
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Two Dicks is the term that is mostly used by Blueface, the meaning of this phrase is that you have 1 dick and 1 strap (glock, pistol, sidearm) in your pants.
Nobody:
Blueface: Blueface baby, yeah aight, Two dicks, big pisser and the Glicko
Nobody: that is actually fire
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Two and a baby is 2 and a 1/4 ounces. There are 28 grams in an ounce. A quarter ounce is 7 grams.
28+28+7=63
In TI's song "Dopeman" he says "Take $1250 go get you two and a baby. That's 63 grams if you whip that right."
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two sets of testicles, 4 nuts in total
"Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine"
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The best engine for a dirt bike, the distribution of the power is great and easy to use........unless your retarded and give a full twist of the throttle in first gear or while driving slowly (thus flipping over backwards).
You can easily tell the difference between a 2 stroke bike and a 4 stroke:
1. Two strokes have a huge pipe (expansion chamber) leading out of the engine and into the silencer.
2. two strokes sounds more like humming, while 4 strokes sound like someone shitting their pants.
3. Two stroke bikes are smaller
4. Two stroke bikes cost less to fix, and unless your stupid you can do the work yourself.
5. Overall just buy a 2 stroke bike!
4 stroke rider: lets race
Two stroke rider: ok
**go**
4 stroke rider dies from inhaling the blue haze from 2 stroke rider's bike being in front the whole time.
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Mythical time period in which most half assed tuning companies promote their products as coming to market.
Typical actual time periods stretch anywhere from a year, to never.
See: "Dubwerks"
Revo's BT software will be ready in "two weeks".
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