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UD Shank(Urban Dictionary Shank)
When all the uptight editors at Urban Dictionary refuse to accept your new definition, therefor taking a blow at your self esteem. Sometimes used as an excuse.
Girlfriend: Ohmigod! All the definitions of my name are super bad on Urban Dictionary! You said you were going to make a new one!
Boyfriend: Oh yeah.. about that, I uhmm, got the UD Shank, or I totally would've changed it.
Girlfriend: Oh.. It's okay baby. Let's go makeout for your efforts.
Boyfriend: Score. Thanks uptight editors!
A speech to express gratitude to the user-publishers at Urbandictionary for inducting definitions into the database. Akin to the speeches made by accomplished athletes who have excelled at their sport. These are definitions which have been accepted after many arduous attempts but well worth it too. Also similar to Academy Award Speech or Grammy Speech.
I won't make my UD Induction Speech long, I only have 30 seconds. But I would like to thank God, my parents, my children, my cats, my pets, my teachers, my workmates for all their support. But special thanks to all great user publishers who make this place great and inducting my Sadie
I’m sorry if I’m annoying you guys.
I’m just starting to get a little edgy. I feel like I’m stuck in a rut.
I’m not really sure what to do. And my future seems a bit uncertain…
Sorry UD Jews
a cute boy who dreams big about poetry and fashion, who likes artsy things, long walks and nerdy games when played with his beloved boyfriend.
cl☻ud is a beautiful Word to express creation !
Someone who you would murder if you could teleport behind them. Preferably in front of their bed with a sledgehammer at night. Because they're such self important faggots who don't realize this site is for memes
ud volunteer editor lmao what a fag
A bunch of sorry worthless piles of shit who only get out of bed to decide what gets to go on a silly little informal dictionary website. Truly a group of self important losers.
ud volunteer editors should really just kill themselves. Their parents and their 2 friends are the only ones who would miss their sorry asses.
An easy way to get dumped by your partner. All you have to do is try a UD definition that describes something to do during sex, and they will dump your stupid ass.
“Did you hear that Julie dumped Chad?”
“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”