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The Wedding Year

The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

During the wedding year, Jon developed a hatred for marriage that shook him down to his bachelor core.

by DearUniverse March 22, 2016


wedding bang

To bang (have sexual intercourse) someone while other people's weddings are in session.

Yesterday at Ellie's party jaquelle and I ended up wedding banging in the hotel room upstairs.

by fuckboysarounddaworld June 1, 2015


Red Wedding

It's a term meaning the last days of your Twitter career, when different users band together & share the bad experience they've had of you in the app. Originating from the Game of Thrones series, this meaning of term has comes from South African Twitter(X) users.

“They're hosting a red wedding for him on Twitter.”

I'm so tired of her, can we have her red wedding soon.”

by superbbroccoli September 19, 2023


wedding pace

A pace at which one drinks much slower then when they would go out with friends, but still gets really drunk after drinking so many drinks with lengthy time gaps between each drink. Primarily origins derived from when one goes to a wedding which will last several long hours with many of those hours involving alcohol (did I mention FREE alcohol and OPEN BAR).

Mike - Hey dude what happened to your cousin Fertig the other day?

Zane - Man we were pregaming and were gonna come meet up with you and Austin to go to that party, but he got way too drunk and passed out after drinking as much as he could in an hour.

Mike - Thats too bad you missed out on a hell of a party there were girls making out, a midget dressed up as a leprechaun, and a dog almost started the house on fire!!

Zane - WHAT?!! Fertig should have used the wedding pace technique *sigh*.

by mikethegreat26 March 8, 2013


wed off

To wed something or someone off is to forget about them

First guy:man,hav u seen yo girl over there with another dud?
Second guy:no man,she aint mine lets just wed off her

by Cokee skyper June 13, 2019


Wedding Drink

When two or more people airlock their arms make direct eye contact and sip of beverage in unison, as a newly married couple may do at their wedding.

Jeff Kurt, America’s Sweetheart, invented the wedding drink.

by Jeff Kurt October 13, 2021


Monkeys wedding

Some wack phrase that South Africans use when its raining but sunny that the same time

Person 1: Yo dude it's a monkeys wedding

Person 2: bru that's so jas

by Nan (sapling) July 3, 2022