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The big blobs of people who can't move and get crushed by their own weight.
Did you see that land whale on TV last night?
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The act of breaching the water with ones ass like a whale breaching for a breath of air.
I gave the life guard at the public swimming pool a rumpback whale and they banned me for the summer.
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the whale tail is the shape formed when a thong or g-string rides up high over a womans trousers
oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!!
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The gibberish you write when you don't want to text someone who texts you. This method gets them to stop texting you. Works every time!
Whale noises are the following: "masldkfjalksjdflaksd"
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An extremely fat girl who is up for anything sexually because she is so insecure. Good for a root if you're horny and can't find anything better. Slam whales all give great blowjobs (because they have to, and the chubby cheeks feel nice and warm).
"I haven't gotten laid in a month..."
"Just fuck a slam whale, dude, they're up for anything."
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A slang word used in Australia when something is really 'cool' or 'amazing' it can be described as 'Fire Whale'
Person 1: "did you see the shirt I was wearing last night?"
Person2: "Yeah, it was 'Fire Whale'
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-Noun.
Obese person.
Unmotivated, fat cunt of a person whose weight is the result of pure laziness.
*Those who're obese as the result of medical problems not included.
"Look at that fat cunt. What the fuck did he eat?! England?"
"Nah mate, that's just a land whale. Careful, they eat humans."
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