French Class

Excusez-moi, je ne suis pas parle-vous français.

French class was terrible.

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French shopping

Shop lifting
An inseparable part of French culture
A legend says that French supermarkets are taking thefts into consideration by adding the monthly loss by theft to the prices of the products in store.
Which makes sense, doesn't it?

I went French shopping today, got myself some fromage de corse.

French Flumpkin

When you cum on a French guy's mom's face then push her face in dogshit almost drowning her

I gave le bluprple's mom a French Flumpkin that filthy slut

French Helicopter

The act of dick-to-face slapping with repetition whilst holding the blades of a ceiling fan.

Man 1: dude guess what we tried last night!?
Man 2: ew, not the cleaveland steamer?
Man 1: No, the French Helicopter.

sam french

When your level of awesomness surpasses all others on such a high level it damages egos at significent levels just by standing near people

Girl 1: wow who is that hunk? He is so hot :)
Girl 2: that is Sam french, the most amazing man alive!
Sam French: it's all true!!!!!!

Girl one : who is that handsome hunk?
Girl two: that's sam French the most selfless muscly, handsome, smart, funny, man ever. Plus he is the best actor ever
Sam French: it's all true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111ononeoneone

French duck

When you fart in the shower and it sounds like a drowning duck.

I think I just heard a french duck

french me

To give me a French kiss. which means kissing with tongues

Ben asking Tom: When I cruise a girl, How long do I have to talk to her before she will French me?
Tom: That depends on what kind of girl you're cruising for.Which is why I'm gonna aim low!! Real low !