Morty Smith

A stuttering, anxious, person who gets dragged around to do whatever his grandfather says.
Also used to hide Ricks from the government, but can be used to hide them from other ricks by creating a matrix of them in constant pain

1: why is he not allowed in our group again?
2: oh, he's a Morty Smith... only useful for one thing...

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Agent Smith

Once an all powerful law enforcement agent in the matrix, now a virus who can copy himself into other people/programs. He's also my biological father :P

Agent Smith is going to take over the world now and there is nothing you can do about it

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Smith and Wesson

the two best friends to bring to any kind of fight.

Cop: "Watch your step, perp."
Perp: "Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me?"
Cop: "Me and Smith and Wesson."

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Sally Smith

This word means a person that you can describe someone or something ugly, weird, and likes to have a lot of love. But sadly Sally Smith will never get loved because she is just too ugly for people.

That girl over there is a real Sally Smith.

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Smith Slap

When a comedian disses your wife at the awards show and you assault them with a Rock Knock on live TV.

"Chris earned a Smith Slap when he made fun of Jada. Man imma watch the Oscars every year now!"

To pull a Will Smith

To slap someone in public and defend the honor of your wife's boyfriend.

He's definitely showcasing how to pull a Will Smith. I would never protect another man's girlfriend like that.

Agent Smith

An aggressive variant of Ask Jeeves

Now there's more than one of them?
A lot more

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