An event where someone gets amatuerishly wasted.
It was like a yuppie birthday party last Friday, John really tied one on!
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def 1.) a girl that wont send nudes until your married, can be any race (white, mixed, latino)
cannot be black tho, she also wont let you hit that until marriage sorry man
def 2.) a girl that is stuck up, and does not shave down there :( ALL NATURAL
def 1.) fetty- yo tim you still dating lydia?
tim- nah dawg i figured out shes a white yuppie girl
phil- what a shame
def 2.) fetty- tim what about talia?
tim- nah she didnt shave down there
phil- ouch
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A term in which you want stupid fucktard yuppies to Drop Dead.
Person: Faggot! Drop Dead, Yuppie Scum!
Yuppie: I'm wearing Gucci shoes, don't get to close!
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white trash version of The Dingo ate my baby. Directed at any white-collar suburban losers who make fun of Australians.
A yuppie ate my dingo because it tasted like baby.
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When a person that is not properly knowledgeable is placed in a responsible position
Ooh, what doggy doos have to be dodged when puppies r yuppies.
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A 21st century money-obsessed young man, who just canβt seem to let go of the 1980βs despite never living then. They are usually day traders, and often engage in crypto pump and dump schemes, also having a passion for pinstripe suits.
βHey, whereβd you get the jacket?β
βForget it dude, itβs Members Only, that guy is such a Neo-Yuppieβ
Slang for a Young Upwardly Mobile Professional. Many people are saying that the U means Urban, they're wrong. This is most easily disproven by the fact that a commonly used synonym was Yumpie which included the initial for Mobile. Usually people labeled as yuppies are hippie adjacent and profess progressive values on every axis except fiscal.
Growing up amongst a whole bunch of hippies, I was instilled with a healthy distrust of the goddamn Yuppies who act fiscally progressive but perpetuate the entire system of exploitation. As much as hippies suck, yuppies are even worse.