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When someone says something suspect or retarded
Friend #1: You hungry?
Friend #2: Yeah
Friend #1: What you want to eat?
Friend #2: Ass
Friend #1: You gotta go cuz...
a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
Are you going to fight me about it?
She told me “are you going to do me some?” So we’re handling it after school in the courtyard.
To advise someone you are not doing something for them .
Mary : can you give me a pedicure
Sarah: you can go fly , if you think I’m doing that
The equivalent of saying “I hope you go to hell.”
Person 1: you’re gay
Person 2: I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.
This is a way of asking someone if they are going to fuck you over.
Drew Lock cost the NY Giants their first overall pick spot since 1965. He has been riding the bench and put up over 300 Yards and 4 TDs against the Colts in a game they needed to lose to hold their first overall spot. Drew Lock fucked over the NY Giants.
Co-worker: Hey bro, I need you to do me a huge favor. I need you to cover for me and tell the boss I got a flat tire and that is why I am late to work. I promise I won't tell anyone if you help me out.
Me: Okay, but are you going to Drew Lock me?
Paying to much attention to details that don't matter
Teacher: I don't care if you don't like my way of teaching I have my teaching license your opinion won't matter
Students.. as a student I have a voice so listening to that can make you go broke if I would of listen and payed attention to everything you said I would of never gotten the school borad to agree with me...