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Need for speed but for the autistic fucks
Spedster was in a ned for sped and got 120 mph by a niggas wife .... he fucking died
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Possibly the coolest person you will ever meet. With penises ranging from 8 to 12 inches they are real lady killers. They usually travel alone and are very territorial. 95% of all Ned-Edwards are republican due to their beliefs that Obama sucks a big penis.
Synonyms: Ned, Edward, Ed, Eddy, Ted, ect...
Typical Ned-Edward conversation:
Ned-Edward: sup girl wanna fuck?
Girl: let's do it!!
Did you hear about the new Ned-Edward at our school? Yeah, like every girl has fucked him ten times already!!
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An Arabic term used to describe a punch from your Uncle.
Was that your uncle? Dude, you got POW-NED!
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penis - used in gay chat rooms or contact magazine adverts to entice other men to meet up in order that they can have their anal passage used for the sexual gratification of the caller.
any knob jockeys want to take old ned out for a ride?
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albino, albino, is harry potter...goes to hagwarts
ned whelan is an albino
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A term used to tell others that they are too tired or up too late to use the computer, as evidenced by their inability to type.
Jane: I wnat to sse the show tommorow.
John: You need to go to bed. You obviously ned your slep.
A slang way of saying, I need a shit. the word shet is often used when a word filter prevents the word shit being used.
Hey guys brb i need a @*&? what? cant even say @*&? fine brb guys i ned a shet.
''yo what up homie i ned a shet''
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