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Masculinity incarnate. Killer smile. Single-handedly bringing trench coats back.
“Sorry I’m late for work, I met this absolute Butcher at the bar last night and, anyhow, I haven’t slept yet”
In 2018 a series of murders struck Michigan. Bodies were found disassembled with exacting precision, leading investigators to dub the killer “The Butcher of Michigan”.
The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.
Guy1 “Have you ever wondered if you could commit a murder and get away with it free and clear?”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”
Used to describe a blunt knife or blade
Thats about as sharp as a butchers tit.
In contrast to spit-roasting in which two males take a single female in the mouth and box simultaneously, butcher-hooking is when a single male takes multiple females on multiple poles simultaneously: cock, tongue and even fingers….a hole on each pole, bod on each rod, or, more viscerally, piece of meat on each hook.
Rob: Those three hot milfs from the club last night were still all over me in the bed this morning.
Jack: Bru! I guess you were a butcher-hooking muthafucka.
A nob gobbling cock swabbler! A man who can fit more cocks in his mouth than all pornstars combined! An arsehole like the channel tunnel and a throat to match!
Fuck me Stuart butchers is a stinker nob gobbling cock swabbler!
Stuart Butchers fucks slot of men
I girl that’s madly in love with her taken ex gf Shelby. Harli has big blue eyes and is insecure asf. Harli hates herself and wishes that she could find a way to be with Shelby again.
“ yeah I heard that if your name is harli butcher and you have blue eyes your really gay “
A woman who is menstruating and or about to menstruate.
"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"