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A non-musical harmonica made my cutting the top and bottom off of a pack of cigarettes (preferably 100's) and smoking all of them, at once, through the pack, like a bundle of cigarettes; effectively creating a Cigarette Harmonica.
"Ed, let's go make another cigarette harmonica."
"Hell yeah! But I don't wanna puke again..."
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Lighting one cigarette with another. push the cherry of on onto the other and puff so it lights.
person A: hey man do you got a light
person B: no i used his lighter
person A: let me barrow yours
person B: why
person A: cigarette sex
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someone who you constantly give cigs but when you need some they give you an exact number on how many they owe you instead of just giving you as many you need, seeing as you give them cigs all the time
yesterday i bumed my friend cigs all day then when im asked him for one he said "oh, i only owe you 9" then i called him a cigarette jew.
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That cigarette in the pack that should have spare written on it so you know to give it out when hobos, junkies and underage kids come asking you for a cigarette.
When you are out in public enjoying a cigarette, than a random junkie comes up to you "Hey bro mind if I grab a spare cigarette off ya!"
A bent, smashed, or slightly torn cigarette.
Person1: Damn, I sat on my pack of cigarettes.
Person2: Hah! Now you have to smoke those Chinese cigarettes.
When one farts so much in one day (without starting) that a thin tarry film is created on ones underwear
Damn bro that Mexican food was a mistake I farted so much I got a cigarette filter
Butt Cigarette a cigarette smuggled into jail or prison that has been concealed in one's butt.
Prisoner, "Boy I could really go for one of those butt cigarettes right about now".