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Charred Log

A turd, usually in the form of a singular, fecal cylinder.

I gotta go get rid of this charred log that has been smoldering in me all day.

by Merriam W. November 1, 2018


ass log

Long, tubular turd.

I crunched out one hell of an ass log last night!

by Nord March 23, 2004

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Log Out

To take a poo

"I'll be back in about 5 minutes, I've got to log out."

"I've got to let my dog out, I think he has to log out."

by Im_a_qwik_tinker December 15, 2008

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yule log

the huge dump that one takes during the holidays because one eats way too much

#1: i need to use the bathroom, excuse me.
#2: i wouldn't go in there, i just dropped a yule log bomb...

by bleeewwee December 30, 2008

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Log Cabin

The resulting structure of several people take a dump in the same toilet without flushing.

Since my family is on a tight budget, guest in my home were often horrified at the log cabin awaiting them in the bathroom.

by Dr Poops April 21, 2013

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Log roll

The changeover position from Girl On Top to Missionary, where the penis remains inside the vagina and the boy holds onto the girl like a tight log

Last night I heard Will log rolled Abigail

by Malia12345 July 18, 2013

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glazing logs

While jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit; one decides to blow their load down into the shitter on top of their own shit.

Z:"are you going to be long?" Jeff:"Yeah, I'm glazing logs"

by Sonny Zee July 28, 2015

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