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A character that is usually depicted as evil but really deep down is a sensitive person.
He’s also Suddam Hussein’s lover.
Satan: Do you remember when you first got here? We used to talk all night long. Until the sun came up... We would just lie in bed and TALK.
Suddam Hussein: That's because I wanted to fuck you, dumbass! Now hows aboot you get those pants down!
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the person that pisses you off the most and most often.
my sister is satan...
i am satan
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LaVeyan Satanism = goth Atheism
It's adherents play Halloween 365 days a year!
Like normal atheists they are an anti-Christian hate group.
Setian Satanists = admit to worshiping Satan and make no bones about it.
In short they're all a bunch of fuckin sick,twisted ass freaks!
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Dan Warlick is Satan
AKA Mulatto Dan
AKA Member of The Trifecta of Dans
Satan woke up this morning and said, "my liver hurt."
Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time
"I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan
Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually Bruce Campbell's evil twin.
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like new zealanders are satanic for having sex with sheep.
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The one TRUE and REAL God! He deserves to be worshipped as such! Hail Satan!
Satan is Lord...All HAILL SATAN!
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A worthless pile of crap, commonly called the devil, who is also the enemy of both Christian people and God and who has nothing better to do than to make life miserable for the billions of people who live all over the world.
Mike: Satan keeps harassing me.
Joe: I know. He's been doing that for thousands of years!
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