to lie about something ridiculous.
person: im not evan-ing, im being totally serious right now.
a person who performs homosexual acts in exchange for narcotics
evan deep throat = E pill
evan dick docking = 8 ball
evan prison blow job = key bump
evan brown bomber = special k
An oversized clit that protrudes out from the pussy lips. Also known as a joel
Joannie used her clit pump until it was an evan.
A very gay man who loves Ryan and wants to fuck him inside a pokemon suit and also wants to put pokeballs in there mouths and have hard gay sex
Evan is gay
A guy who sucks dick and is a transgender he loves getting back shots
Your should get Evan
a fucking tossbag who fails in life. They are commonly known as boxhead/squarehead