when you take a big CRAP and it hurts so bad that youre anus feels like it just got destroyed!
Anus aniliation kills the butthole
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it will put an end to any awkwardly serious conversation you dont want to be in.
Person 1 - "booma chic cowboy how ya been?"
Person 2 - "boosh mawn, not so positive, not so negative."
Person 1 - "anus munchies"
Person 2 - "You're a dick"
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Someone who makes love to and is in love with an anus.
Zach Armstrong is such an anus lover. He licks his sisters anus 24/7.
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What someone uses to open their beer.
I couldn't find my bottle opener so I used my anus opener.
Captain Anus - Referring to a humorous and uninhibited social group member. Often the person who takes a joke "one step too far".
We were all laughing at the series of double entendre until Captain Anus took it one step too far, but graphically describing the coloration of his anal region.
The action of farting loud enough for the others to hear and smell. It is mostly looked down upon, unless you like the smell of other's gases.
*unnerving sound, followed by a unpleasant smell.*
1:Dude!
2:what?!
1:Are you Ripping Anus?
2:heh ^^
1:Wow fag..-_-"
When a person shits so furiously and aggressively that it tears the insides causing stomach acid to flow out of the anus, which will come into contact with the open wounds from the torn anus, causing an intense burning down there.
"My husband was a good man, but he died of The Devil's Anus."