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When your dick can't handle anymore asshole so you gotta tag your friend in for help to finish the job.
This dude wants to keep fucking but I have a limp dick. Can I get a hole assist?
Hey Bro, this Kid at the Dispensary ....
Hash-tag Emerald Oz, She’s not a “BudTender” , She’s a FARM ASSIST!! Totally 💯 on recommending Buddha, Aye!
Hey Dude, Dis Kid at da Dizpensorry, sick Buddha Yo! Talk bout dat sticky Ickiest!!
She’s a Strate 🆙 “FARM-Assist!”
On the 💯! Knot 🪢 no bud-tender..
The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.
Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.
Single/groups of cyclists on the road.
The PAC’s (Peddle assisted cunts) were taking up the whole road.
Single/groups of cyclists on the road.
The PAC’s (Peddle assisted cunts) were taking up the whole road.
When a man can't get the shit done himself, you give him up to a ten finger assist
You can't cum honey? Let me give you a ten finger assist.
Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."