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Average School Shooter

A white male who typically wears a black trench coat, has a unibrow, and extremely messy hair. Most likely has a background from the suburbs. Most Average School Shooters don't talk much and sit alone. The school shooter might acknowledge the fact that he looks like a school shooter to those that joke about it.

do you see that white male sitting alone over there? The one with the trench coat, unibrow, and messy hair? He's a school shooter

A white male who typically wears a black trench coat, has a unibrow, and extremely messy hair. Most likely has a background from the suburbs. Most Average School Shooters don't talk much and sit alone. The school shooter might acknowledge the fact that he looks like a school shooter to those that joke about it.

by Yatta Hippyoh November 9, 2016

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

81πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


bigger than the average player

Justin And Dayal

They're just bigger than the average player

by qwertyuiolfkzdnhg October 26, 2020


above average mate

the person who goes above and beyond and everyone wishes they could have, extremely attractive, smart, likes to cuddle, gives back massages, sexy, has a hot bod, successful/rich, provides everything you would ever want ;)

Man Jennifer is an above average mate! I would love to be with her!

by uthotmommayeah January 20, 2011

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Average Byler shipper

Dumbass on twitter that calls everyone homophobic just for not agreeing to "Byler".
Look, we all can agree that Will has some feelings for Mike but they're not reciprocated. I kinda dislike Mike and El because I feel they dont have any chemistry at all but I won't shipp Mike and Will because it sounds too impossible. Before you thinking im a homophobic, im gay and I don't need to shipp every male friends I see in a seriesss so stop branding everyone homophobic just bc they don't like the shipp, then they be bitching about why some ppl think lgbt is a toxic community.

Dumbass Average Byler Shipper Twitter Stan: OMG, MIKE JUST SAID THAT WILL IS THE BEST THING HAS HAPPENED TO HIM, THEY ARE DEFINITELY IN LOVEEE !!!
Normal person: Because they are best friends since like 6 years, stupid.

by DontAskMeThat September 19, 2022

3πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


total score over average

When we typically judge members of the opposite sex, we say oh she's a "9" or a "7" or hopefully a "10." Well the concept of total score over average is simple. If you are with a "6" a "8" and a "10" your average score is "8" but if you are with a "5" a "6" a "9" and a "6" score average is "6.5." Though you are winning because your total score is "26" rather than "24."

Well ya know I have just been on a tear lately, my motto is total score over average every time!

by ArJizzld August 22, 2010


average genshin impact fan

A person that plays genshin impact and has a gambling addiction

Person 1: hello do u play genshin impact
Person 2: yeah im the average genshin impact fan

Please forgive me i made this while being tired

by ineedhelp123 September 23, 2021

31πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž