A white male who typically wears a black trench coat, has a unibrow, and extremely messy hair. Most likely has a background from the suburbs. Most Average School Shooters don't talk much and sit alone. The school shooter might acknowledge the fact that he looks like a school shooter to those that joke about it.
do you see that white male sitting alone over there? The one with the trench coat, unibrow, and messy hair? He's a school shooter
A white male who typically wears a black trench coat, has a unibrow, and extremely messy hair. Most likely has a background from the suburbs. Most Average School Shooters don't talk much and sit alone. The school shooter might acknowledge the fact that he looks like a school shooter to those that joke about it.
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When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.
(Derived from the English gentlemanβs sport of Cricket)
Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bobβs lady friend?!
Phillip: I did! Heβs batting above his average for sure!
Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!
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They're just bigger than the average player
the person who goes above and beyond and everyone wishes they could have, extremely attractive, smart, likes to cuddle, gives back massages, sexy, has a hot bod, successful/rich, provides everything you would ever want ;)
Man Jennifer is an above average mate! I would love to be with her!
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Dumbass on twitter that calls everyone homophobic just for not agreeing to "Byler".
Look, we all can agree that Will has some feelings for Mike but they're not reciprocated. I kinda dislike Mike and El because I feel they dont have any chemistry at all but I won't shipp Mike and Will because it sounds too impossible. Before you thinking im a homophobic, im gay and I don't need to shipp every male friends I see in a seriesss so stop branding everyone homophobic just bc they don't like the shipp, then they be bitching about why some ppl think lgbt is a toxic community.
Dumbass Average Byler Shipper Twitter Stan: OMG, MIKE JUST SAID THAT WILL IS THE BEST THING HAS HAPPENED TO HIM, THEY ARE DEFINITELY IN LOVEEE !!!
Normal person: Because they are best friends since like 6 years, stupid.
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When we typically judge members of the opposite sex, we say oh she's a "9" or a "7" or hopefully a "10." Well the concept of total score over average is simple. If you are with a "6" a "8" and a "10" your average score is "8" but if you are with a "5" a "6" a "9" and a "6" score average is "6.5." Though you are winning because your total score is "26" rather than "24."
Well ya know I have just been on a tear lately, my motto is total score over average every time!
A person that plays genshin impact and has a gambling addiction
Person 1: hello do u play genshin impact
Person 2: yeah im the average genshin impact fan
Please forgive me i made this while being tired
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