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When one projectile vomits into a vagina then proceeds to eat the contents. Always resulting in the girl leaving you immediatly on your own again.
Dave- I took Janet back to mine for a bachelor's cuppa soup last night.
Pete- On yer own again now then?
Dave- Yeh, don't think I'm ever going to find someone who will let me barf in her bitch hole.
This national addiction to a reality TV show threatens to overtake the popularity of the Melbourne cup.
Don't believe it? There's a Sportsbet on the contestants of 2019.
Yolanda: "Research shows that The Bachelor and the rest of reality television has good nutritional value, contrary to popular belief. It makes you feel like you're better than the people on those shows."
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*
Instead of filming the suits and all the formal shit, the parties, the socializing and the things that make the bachelors in the show look like important, grown up people, they should film the show in the guy's mother's house to show people how uninteresting his life really is in behind the scenes, raw footage.
Females could see why that dude was called the Bachelor after watching the show.
when a girl flirts with multiple guys keeps them on the hook well leading them on and slowly filters them out of her circle without letting them know till she's left with one.
I hate how that e-girl constantly plays bitch Bachelor I hope she gets fucking, cheated on
One who is so used to living alone, that they leave the door open, while engaging in bodily functions.
I went over to John's place and he entered the bathroom to relive himself and neglected to close the door. He obviously had Bachelor' Manners.
When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I jumped in the bachelor bidet to clean myself.
A bachelor that was on the bachelor and ends up eating Erin’s box…
Damn. That fool ain’t no city boy, he a bachelor boy!!