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Paper Blanket is fools gold. It looks good from a far bit when you look close you see that it's not going to keep you warm and easy to break through
The Washington Nationals are a paper Blanket. Every year they win the division and go out in the first round
A male who is whipped by their female asian companion could be said to be wearing a "Panda Blanket."
"Hey, Ricky, you comin tonight?"
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."
when you have a body part hanging out from under the blanket leaving it free for the un-friendly demon dudes to completely rape it.
Dude 1:"Yo bro, I saw you breaking blanket law last night."
Dude 2:"That must be why I felt violated."
when you sleep with someone and they keep stealing your half of the blanket
"stop being a blanket hoe, steve im cold!"
When there are three or more people sleeping in a bed under one blanket and the middle person is only touched by the blanket and not wrapped in it. The blanket is held taut by the people sleeping on the outside and only hovers over the middle person(s).
Yo man, move over and give me some blanket, I have a wicked case of the blanket hovers.
Being hugged by someone taller than you in a way that feels like you are being wrapped up in a blanket
I was feeling sad until Adam gave me a blanket hug.
When you go on a all out porn binge and have no tissues so your blankets takes the shape of a prison shank.
The other day i walked in on my son masturbating and he was quickly on guard with his blanket blade, good thing i had one also otherwise I'd be a goner.