The act of smoking a blunt while taking a dump and getting some head.
I walked in the bathroom and Jimbo was sitting there getting a Hazy Blumpkin. Naturally, I hit the blunt and left.
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Similar to a blumpkin, a blumpkin stacker is when one man is sitting on the toilet and taking a shit while giving anal sex to another man, who is in turn getting a blowjob from another man. The blumpkin stacker can also involve more than 3 men with the other men simply stacked on top making an anal sex chain
We had an eight man blumpkin stacker yesterday! It was pretty gay
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when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.
I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.
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Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.
She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)
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When you're using a laptop to chat with a friend on Facebook while taking a shit and masturbating.
1. I was taking a huge dump the other day, and I totally pseudo-blumpkin'd Bryan. There was jizz all over my toilet and my computer. He was chatting with me on Facebook, completely unaware.
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when you are getting a blumpkin and the shit splashes water in the girls face
Man: Sorry about that.
Woman: The water hit me in the face while I was giving you head!
Man: Ya you got a soggy blumpkin.
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Though rare, and extremely disgusting, this is the act of receiving a blumpkin, and getting snowballed afterward.
Yo, I brushed my teeth for like an hour and rinsed with an entire bottle of listerine after that girl gave me a blumpkin frosty!