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fat bollocks

Someone who won't fucking move out of the way and is generally a fat turd

GET OUT THE WAY SHERAZZ YOU FAT BOLLOCKS!

by Hugos_got_a_stanky_wrist March 27, 2016


hammy bollocks

A derogatory term, most prominently used as a noun, to insult another party member. Most commonly used to cause offense to the person it is directed upon, and it's meaning is varied/not defined, other than it being an insult. Possible definitions directed upon someone being fat ("hammy"), an asshole or any other reason why you would consider even insulting them in the first place.

"You're a bitch."
"Well you're a hammy bollocks"

by Eide Irc August 7, 2013


bollock rooney

Were you slap someone in the face while they are asleep and dangle your bollocks in front of their face

I gave Kai a bollock Rooney last night

by Bumhole winnit December 4, 2016


catching bollock

Talking shit (lying about something)

Ben: yeah man I saw nirvana live in 2006 and I fucked Courtney Love
Mark: Oi mate youโ€™re fuckin catching bollock shut up

by Tangleteaser June 2, 2018


Bollock fart

Bollock fart

I slapped my bollock and let rip therefore I gave off a bollock fart

by Mr cotton socks May 29, 2020


Buggery Bollocks

General adjective to express dismay

Buggery Bollocks I've just sat in a puddle and now my trousers are soaked...

by fitz_foxhunter July 30, 2006

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bollock juggler

A term used to define a male who indulges in the art of testicular massage rather than performing the job they are employed for. In other words is fucking lazy!

That call centre bloke was a complete bollock juggler!

by Dave Knows All November 20, 2007

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