penis breath

A condition that develops during the act of oral sex, usually lasting under an hour depending on amount of ejaculate one has had in their mouth. This is a normal condition and should not require medical attention unless chronic penis breath develops. Usually clears up with two Altoids, or in serious cases, brush your teeth, floss, use mouthwash, and then forget it.

See also: Breath Cancer.

I have penis breath even though I didn't swallow. He had the worst tasting cum ever.

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chorizo breath

is a way of saying to someone that their breath smells like chorizo or sausage, usually because they like to give out alot of blow jobs

Hey Chorizo breath....lay off the sausage guey

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turtle's breath

The harbinger of a turtle head: a moist gust of excrement-scented wind, with an unwelcome surprise right behind it...

pffff-RrRrRrP!
"Hmm. That smells like turtle's breath. Excuse me for a moment."

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Poo-breath

1) Having breath on par with or worse than Dan Molloy
2) Having chat that makes no sense or is completely unfunny

1) Brushing teeth with poo/roadkill
2) Having OK breath but chatting so much crap that your breath begins to smell like shit
3) Making an absolute raving party come to a sudden silence just by a sentence from your mouth

all these mean you have Poo-breath

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Dong Breath

(n.) 1. The pungent breath of a male or female, after oral sex with the male dong. 2. Stinky breath.

Context: A. Used mainly as an insult in a greeting to a male, subtly insinuating that he is gay.
B. Reference to bad breath of any sort.

"Sally, whew, got a little dong breath there..."

"What's up dong breath?"

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Bum Breath

One whose breath smells of ass

My god brush your teeth you bum breath!

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poop breath

when someone has terrible breath that literally smells like shit. people that have poop breath tend to always want to tell you secrets, causing you to have no choice but to try and not breath until they're done talking to you, so you don't have to smell their putrid poop breath.

I have to subtley cover my nose when Chrissy talks to me, or I can smell her rancid poop breath.

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