The Best Buy

This is the act of doping trow and pinching a turd off inside a electronic item then repackage it back together, and return it.

Bryan: "Hay Eric, I just got a new mouse from best buy!"
Eric: "legit, how much that run you?"
Bryan: "about 70 bucks."
Eric: "you know newegg has that for 20?"
Bryan: "the f***?... I think I know what has to be done."
Eric: "Time for "The Best Buy" huh?"

BUI

Boating Under the Influence. To operate a boat or watercraft while intoxicated. Can carry similar punishment and fines as a DUI.

Jerry powered a 12-pack and then took the ski boat out to spin donuts. The lake patrol noticed his erratic driving and gave him a BUI. What a dumb ass.

Buying a Vacation

To do something purposely to get a suspension from school.

I told the principal to felch me. thus buying a vacation

Buying a vowel

1. A contestant on Wheel of Fortune requesting to buy a vowel

2. Requesting to see a girl's or guy's o-face

3. Getting head

Nick and Alyssa came out of the room and claimed they had only been watching Wheel of Fortune, but everyone thought Nick was buying a vowel from Alyssa.

best buy

a place people shop at before they walk in to a Circuit City

people are only hired at circuit city because they already know the product, unlike best buy where you know more about what your buying than they do

best buy

A slang term for a shit so large that it makes your asshole bleed. Named after experiences with the overpriced electronics store Best Buy that is currently being wiped out by Amazon.

Hey why is the bathroom covered in blood ?

Sorry I just had a best buy. Fuck does my ass hurt. This is worse than choir practice.

Next time you will know better than to eat so much cheap junk food.

Hey can I borrow a tampon ? I know I will be paying for my best buy for the next week.

Let me see..... wow that best buy tore your asshole right up ! Here take the pack.

Best Buy

The phenomenon of one's "stomach dropping," signaling an impending fecal explosion within mere seconds, forcing the victim to make a hasty exit to the nearest toilet. Entomology of the phrase originates due to the fact that this first happened to the wordsmith's father while he was in line at Best Buy, and was forced to abandon his purchase.

"I had the worst Bet Buy yesterday, it was awful."
"Get out of my way, I've got like 15 seconds until I Best Buy in my pants."