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A used condom filled with alternating layers of period blood and male excrement--you know which one I'm talking about--which is then frozen and used as a dildo.
Guy 1: So, I heard Yuri taught Yvette how to make a Russian Candy Cane...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...
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When A man has sex with a girl during her period so that his cock is all bloody. When hes about to cum, he pulls his dick out and lets the cum drizzle down his dick making a swirling effect of the blood cum mixture on his dick. Then he makes the girl suck his dick (he may have ass-fucked her earlier for the extra bit of self esteem this will take from the girl), then he wipes whatevers left in the back of her hair, where she can't get it out.
Gardiner: So what did you do with your bitch last night?
Steve: Well it was her period, so I gave her the old Russian Candy Cane, even wiped it in her hair!
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when you go out in below freezing temperatures and masturbate until you ejaculate which freezes the sperm in mid air making a “Polish Candy Cane”
girl - “do you know what i want for christmas”
boy - “it is cold outside does a Polish Candy Cane sound okay”
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Made a very public, unsurvivable gaffe, with additional overtones of disrespect. When accepting her Oscar, the actress Melissa Leo grabbed the cane of 95-yr-old living legend Kirk Douglas in a misguided, lame attempt to be amusing when exiting the stage.
Man, Kanye West really grabbed Kirk's cane when he interrupted Taylor Swift!
I was killing the presentation, then totally grabbed Kirk's cane and spilled a latte on my boss's laptop.
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It’s when you have sex with a girl on the rag and then she gives you a blow job!
After doing a Transylvania Candy Cane with her, her mouth looked like a zombie cannibal’s mouth!
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fucking a girl on her period and cumming inside of her and taking out your dick and looking like a candy cane
Person 1: you on your period?
Person 2: yeah let’s make a russian candy cane!!
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when you serve pilmeni both with Ketchup and mayo
- Would you like some real russian candy canes for your meal today?
- Yep, I like them that way.
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