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A person that is no longer in your life and basically dead to you, is a carbon fart.
David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?
When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.
My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.
Cheese infused truffle butter that bubbles in your mouth
I took a drink of Toms milk and it tasted like carbonated Doritos.
Hey, what size hunk of carbon did you get when he popped the question?
Someone who's life serves no purpose
Blake just takes up space and doesn't do anything he's such a waste of carbon!
When you Funnel a liter of sprite down a woman’s vagina
Yeet is that fetus carbonated vagina
When you finish in someones mouth after they ingested a large amount of soda and they burp to add bubbles before swollowing your now disgusting load.
"So did you get some?"
"Hell yeah, I gave that hoe a Carbonated soda!"