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Not only is he the dude who mows my lawn, he is the world's most popular imaginary friend! Second only to Barney and Santa of course. But he is way too far out of their league to even be compared.
When Jesus Christ goes home from mowing my lawn, he gives Santa and Barney the old Mormon Fistbump.
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Jesus Christ is an imaginary person. He is also the main character of God's best-selling fictional book "The Bible".
Unfortunately, many cult members beleive Jesus Christ to be alive today, even though that would make him 2009 years old. Many cult members also beleive that Jesus Christ has magical powers; including, telepathy, teleportation, and telekinesis, among others.
person A : "Hey! I read this great book the other day! In it, some guy called Jesus Christ did all this crazy stuff! He can read my prayers and teleport!"
Person B : "Do you realise that Jesus Christ is a fictional person, and can't actually do all of the things he says he can?"
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Great band and the only good black metal band to ever exist.
Oh, please. Fuck the lyrics, just listen to the music.
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A fictional character from the Imagination Land episodes of South Park. Who, inadvertently, is quite the sharp-shooter with an M16.
Jesus Christ killed all the bad imaginary people with his M16.
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The main character in the fiction story "The Bible". Portrayed by Jim Caviezel in the movie version.
Person 1- Dude, I just read The Bible. That Jesus Christ guy was kick ass. If only that was real...
Christian Asshole- It was real, he died for all of our sins.
Person 1- I bet you expect me to believe he turned water into wine too and healed people by 'miracles'. You're such a joker :D
(Christian Asshole walks away to go to church like a bitch instead of watching the Ravens vs Steelers)
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(adv) Used to describe a lifestyle that someone lives to please and glorify God; a new way of living that requires a change in habits and attitude; living right so that Christ's death was not in vain, but so someone could be saved from their sins.
Look at that guy, he lives 4 Christ.
Wow, she used to club all the time, but now she lives 4 Christ.
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A movie about a guy who doesn't and never did exist getting beat by jews for about 2 and a half hours and forced to carry a wooden cross that he would soon be nailed to and die on it. Was a cool movie except they should have had someone like Adam Sandler beating this fuck or atleast Tom Green. Would have made the movie about 10 million more dollars.
Weird Fucker: Did you see the passion of the christ? I loved it!
Ralph: Yes i saw it, i was getting head in the theatre while it was playing
Weird Fucker: OH MY DEAR SWEET LORD YOU ARE GOING TO HELL WHEN YOU DIE
Ralph: ... **!BANG!** See you there
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