clunge driver

Changing gears using one of your orifices, not including your mouth or your arse.

Girl: Yesterday, my friend was my clunge driver. She changed from third to second using her front bottom on the gear stick

Clunge Monkey

Someone who gets out of control whenever he sees a naked woman
Basically Quagmire

I knew John was a Flange badger but not a Clunge Monkey too

clammy clunge

When a vagina is wet enough to make sounds but not enough to slide along anything that tickles your fancy.

Can also be used to describe a vagina that looks like a clam.

After we had sex she had a clammy clunge

Clunge Torrent

A particularly heavy period.

Wow, I'm glad that period is over, it was a proper clunge torrent