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The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.
Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.
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Colon crockpot describes a filthy crap crusted port a pot or restroom
"I really had to drop a deuce at the concert but I could not stand the smell of the colon+crockpot."
How were the restrooms at the truck stop?
It was a real colon+crockpot
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With pure association to a Brush Back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of shit and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping turd. Hence, looks like the skin color and hair of Major League, Cy Young award pitcher "Bartolo Colon."
After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.
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a retarded kid that smells like racid shit
god damn u smell like colon joe
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A Pina Colonic is a sexual expedition in which a man first ejaculates into his partners asshole, then pops a straw and drinks from it. Best enjoyed with coconut shavings and a wedge of fresh pineapple.
(term obviously derived from combining pina colada and colonic.)
"Man, that Pina Colonic was just what I was craving"
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a person that takes extremely large shits
dude did you see that crap that guy left in that toilet? yea he must have had a semi colon
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another word for homo,fag,ass bandit
shit, that bill jesse is a major colon comrade
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