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An actor whose work has been called 'less then Napoleon Dynamite'.
Why won't Tom Cruise come out of the closet?
Scoping out the local talent in neighborhoods and establishments beneath your class.
"Shit, yo. We was out cruising for carnies at fucking Tony's Bar in the east end last night."
An activity where a group of friends drive around in the country listening to Jack Johnson music and smoke marijuana
"Hey meet at the high school to go on a Jack Cruise in 30 minutes"
The process of smoking marijuana while driving a vehicle of your choice. The same as booze cruising only with weed.
Dumbass: Man its fuckin cold out in this bitch, but i need to smoke!!!
Smart Toker: No worries man we'll just go bull cruising around this block. Let us get high as mother fuckin kites!!!
Not so cryptic reference to the country cruise. Almost always employs the use of the pipe and the driving-with-the-knee-while-taking-a-hit. Most often occurs in a predefined loop, possibly one which has been used so many times it has its own nickname i.e. "green loop"
Im all done with class how bout we go on a nice schmuntry cruise
An intense and nonchalant sexual encounter.
"Do you want to Power Cruise me?"
"Well we did just met and all"
A riff of the term "golden shackle" meaning a wedding band, usually but not exclusively when worn by a man.
To "shackle cruise" is to search a person's ring finger to see if they are either wearing a wedding band, or have the tell-tale impression on their finger that a wedding band is supposed to be there.
Can be done by a woman or man.
"See that hot guy at the bar buying everybody drinks? He's really hot!"
"Yeah, I just shackle cruised him when I went to the bathroom. Let's put it this way, there's going to be a very pissed off wife when that credit card statement comes in."
"Wow, that guy on the weight bench over there is HOT. Wonder if he's gay?"
"I just shackle cruised him and unless he's from a very progressive state, you're out of luck on this one."