Crunch Berries

This is an injury that occurs when two men are having sex in the missionary position and the guy on the bottom gets his testicles smashed by the stomach of the guy on top.

Guy 1: Hey why can't you play football today?

Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.

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vajayjay crunch

When a woman's pants are so tight that the actually fabric comes into their vagina; a vaginal wedgie; AKA camel toe.

Irene: Man! I was experiencing a total vajayjay crunch yesterday when i squeezed into my little sister's pants.

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Crunch Muncher

Another word for a lesbian

Wow, look at that crunch muncher go!

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captain crunch

1) A fairly sweet, crunchy cereal
2) To pay for someone's lunch, but make them pay for your dinner, which will likely cost a good deal more. A pretty sleazy way to save money and screw someone.
Comes from Master P's "Hoody Hoo", from the line "You da captain, I'm da crunch, you got the dinner, I got lunch."
3) To screw someone out of anything by being extremely cheap.

Dag dogg, I wanted a hamburger, but instead we got stuck with this damn bowl of Captain Crunch. They really captain crunched us on that one.

Yuri: "Yo Umberto I thought your mom was gonna make us steak tonight, but instead we're stuck with this damned cheesefish. What the dillio?"
Umberto: "Yeah she really captain crunched us this time."
Mom: "Shut up kids and eat your damned CHEESEFISH!!!"
Yuri: "Dogg you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner."

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Techno-crunch

The cringe like feeling during the period of time when you are debating on whether to buy technology and find yourself trying to find the cheapest deal available, even if you cannot really afford it.

Mike: I had to wait a month for my G3 phone to be returned from HTC, while it was under the 12 month warranty.

You: Did they charge you?

Mike: Can you believe it? They charged me $39.00 for returning my $#!%.

You: At least it wasn't the $100.00 deductible by Asurion. It seems like everyone's feeling the techno-crunch post 9/11.

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Pussy Crunch

When a woman's vagina is so tight that when you get your penis in it hurts.

"Damn, Her pussy was so tight that shit gave me pussy crunch!"

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crunch time

a critical moment or period (as near the end of a game) when decisive action is needed

Player: i can't believe that kid airballed a 3 pointer in crunch time!

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