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A form of government by the people either directly or through elected representatives.
Democracy is how we, in the UK, choose our Prime Minister.
Democracy is cool and all but you know what would make it 100× better?
Hym "Democracy except the value of your vote was directly proportionate to the size of your dick! So, 5 inches you get 5 points. 8 inches? 8 points. And if you're a woman you get between -3 and -5. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'But Hym! ThAt'S nOt FaIr! WoMeN dOn'T gEt A vOtE' But you only think that because your brains are dumb. Women would have to vote by either NOT voting OR they would have to vote AGAINST the person they don't want to win. A perfectly fair system! Admit it. You didn't think of that. See? Dumb brains. Your brains are dumb. But THIS is TRUE democracy! This is my perfect system! I called it: DICKMOCRACY! 100,000× Better than democracy!"
Controlling everything you see, hear and read.
Selecting your electoral candidates.
Protecting the corrupt Freemason DeMoly
Democracy is demon aristocracy.
Freemasonry is a breeding program.
Q. Want the truth?
A. Take a walk through your oldest cemeteries, your hi-story is there for all who can see.
Oh no! The voters chose Trump as their president! This is a threat to Democracy!
Often touted as power in the hands of the people but is actually a euphemism for power in the hands of the morons.
Most people who participate in democracy have below a 100 IQ.
Democracy is a primitive state of mind, or rather mindlessness, giving "power to the populace" from greek. By definition if there was a developed alien species on Mars, democracy would brand it as non-democratic automatically and wage a full-scale war against it till total extinction of one of the unlucky sides.
You forgot about our democracy, dude? Shave that all off immediately! And no cats allowed!