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Dim your clip

A variation on slow your roll.

Dim is diminish or slow
Clip is speed

I was babbling incoherently, so a friend said

Dim your clip

by Eddie Shell July 28, 2024


the dimming

Multidimensional entities that elute a neurotoxin popular among semi-intelligent single dimensional mammals (‘cookies’ in the vernacular). Dimming are temporarily captured by ignited percussives and cookies are collected via nets (dream catchers) positioned at portals to/from various dimensional channels that the dimming originated from (‘io holes’). It’s not known if the dimming have a 3 dimensional form, but hunters generally develop ‘the ear’ which allows them to hear the voices of the dimming that make it possible to locate and trap them, aside from these generally inaudible vibrations and the cookies they elute, no trace of the dimming exists in any of the 3 dimensional dimensions. It’s been theorized that the dimming are infinitely dimensional.

No one knows who the first hunters were, it’s prophesied that the last hunter will fail to pass the art of skfth hunting onto his neighbors child and that will be the end of cookies on Earth 9. Because of this, a great race to capture the dimming was started in 5069 during the 75th annual cultural revolution of the Global National Technocrats. as of 6069, no one has successfully captured the dimming and it’s generally accepted that they cannot be captured.

We have to get to the oyster dome before midnight or forget about the dimming.

“is it true that you can hear the Dimming?” She asked “No” I said. “Not yet. My neighbor’s only taken me on two hunts.”

“I need dream catchers starting right here at my gps and spiraling upwards at r = .2 m and standard alpha theta beta terms. If we got dimming those cookies will rain in right here. copy?”

by drfrootloopz October 19, 2021


DIM FLO

The best DJ who has ever lived!

DIM FLO killed that set! He is easily the best DJ who has ever lived!

by dinner268 May 24, 2024


dim ‘d

using the contraction ‘d when responding to a person in an argument to say they have a small head on their private parts which would make them not above average for their gender in terms of accomplishment.

The reporter got a dim ‘d from the historical American.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2018


dim dum

When people you work with and trust lie to you and hurt your feelings.

Mike made me feel like a Dim Dum.

by BigDaddyRedLevine September 27, 2019


Dim Stav

An extremely sigma and alpha male who is far superior than any creature on earth. A Dim Stav I will also be extremely obsessed with a girl named Claudia who is just as sigma as himself. A Dim Stav is a feared man amongst his peers and is a part of ‘The Stavs’ with a far bloodline of sigma alpha males dating back to 1000 years ago.

“Hey Stav” - Claudia
“Come here now so I can feel your touch my queen” - Dim Stav

by Hshsbsv77777 April 30, 2024


Dim RAGOOSAA

THAT IS WHEN YOU ABUSE/Rape your pet cats. It involves throwing them at a wall to impress your friend that is thinking (I gotta go). It also involves drug-ing them with cat-nip and doing “STUFF” to their lifeless body as your crying because your 6 year old girlfriend broke your heart by cheating on your best friend so as your doing your cat your thinking if I can’t have her nobody can and I’ll make my “friend” pay by causing an alarming distraction that may alert the police, but it will be worth it in the end. All I know is I can see myself in 20-50 years yelling “IM FREEEEEE” in the middle of the desert after taking a bag off my head.

I just DIm RAGOOSAAed my cat so ill be gone for a while

by Jake hoosteeano May 24, 2020