The DJ Khaled

A sexual act where the fat lazy male does nothing and makes the immensely more talented counterpart do all the work. Upon conclusion of the sex act the fat lazy male yells out "DJ Khaled!" and takes the credit for for doing as little as possible.

I fell asleep after eating a bucket of chicken and awoke to my ho getting me off so I exclaimed "the DJ Khaled!!! " and fell back asleep.

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Backseat DJ

The bitch in the back seat on a road trip that will not shut the fuck up about what is on the radio but also thinks dance music is required to play no matter what the occasion or where you are going.

backseat DJ: "i wanna shake my booty!!!!"
driver: "shut the fuck up, it's 5a.m. and we are going to the airport."

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volume dj

One who turns the volume up and down during music they enjoy, pretending to be a dj. Really annoying.

"Stop it, Bob! You're such a volume dj!"

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Dj Knolles

A snitch local to Towanda Pennsylvania who has set up around 30 people with the cops because he is “afraid to go to county” his mom is also a snitch

Wow dj knolles is a bitch did you hear he set all those people up

DJ Sledge

DJ Sledge, or Aloofgaming2003, is an up and coming soundcloud producer

"Hey did you hear that new DJ Sledge?" says Aloof. "It's a bop!"

DJ-vu

When the radio plays the song that you currently have going round your head.

Co-worker: Shit that was weird
other Co-worker: What was?
Co-worker: This song just started going round my head dude, and then it comes on the radio a second later.
other co-worker: DJ-vu

Shotgun DJ

When the person riding shotgun is in charge of the ipod song selection.

Driver: Bro, switch it to some Barry Manilow for the ride home.

Shotgun DJ: As the shotgun DJ I reserve the right to deny requests that will compromise the sexual orientation of the person(s) in the car. So, in other words, FUCK NO.
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Ted: Billy insisted on being the shotgun DJ on the way home from Manitoba, and we listened to "I Whip my Hair Back and Forth" 37 times.

Henry: I know, I literally have to hide the ipod jack or he'll play 'Under the Sea' from the Little Mermaid the whole ride.