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A soreness or aching of the elbow joint due to extended periods of phone conversation.
Guy 1: I had to take some Advil for my arm
Guy 2: Whats wrong with it?
Guy 1: Not much, just a little bit of phone elbow.
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The flaking genitalia of an unwashed female.
Dick: "fuckin' hell Harry you mucky sod, tell me you didnt end up shaggin' that mingin' old horrorshow you pulled last night?"
Harry: "mate- soon as i caught a whiff of that battered old sniper's elbow, I was out of there like shit off a shovel!"
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Like Fishermans Mouth, it is a horrific disease that claims the lives of hundreds of males every year.
Guy 1: Where the hell are Nick and Chris today?
Guy 2: Struck down with Burglars Elbow.
Guy 1: Damn. That sucks.
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Originally from the inner cities of New York this disease is passed on from squirrels to humans when sleeping. The human elbow emits an odor that confuses these inner city squirrels in to thinking the elbow is in fact another squirrel. In turn the squirrel tries to hit it, but first nibbles on the elbow as foreplay. The elbow then becomes pregnant or infected. If you have ever seen someone with an abnormally large elbow, theres a 90% chance are they are a victim of this disease. If the elbow is not treated soon enough, it will never stop growing.
That bitch got squirrel elbow
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An medical variant of the condition known as 'tennis elbow' primarily affecting the dominant arm of hyperactive males who don't play tennis.
Jim: What's going on Doc? I can barely bend my right elbow.
Doctor: It's obviously a severe case of tennis elbow.
Jim: I don't play tennis, Dude.
Doctor: Do you stay up late, alone with a computer?
Jim: Uhh Maybe
Doctor: Are you right handed Jim?
Jim: Uhh Ya
Doctor: Jim, sorry to tell you but it looks like you've got a severe case of porno elbow. Unplug the computer for two weeks and you'll be fine.
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Describing something or someplace that's really crowded
Dude, it's asses and elbows in there! Ain't that a fire hazzard?
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Reference to the sensual, frequent "high-fives" between Magenta and Riff Raff in the classic cult film Rocky Horror Picture Show.
After releasing Rocky from captivity, Magenta and Riff Raff elbow fucked in celebration.
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