Redlight Elephant

When people don't want to address, debate or offer solutions about the growing issue of the homeless in America.

Wordplay derived from "The elephant in the room" phrase: important issues or subject matter that people tend not to want to discuss, thus overlooking the isuue.

Redlight is a reference to a traffic light; homeless often stand at traffic lights to aquire money from passing drivers.

Michelle was driving home from work and saw a man with a cardboard sign at the taffic light on the corner of Cornell. The Redlight Elephant struck, she wanted to help but drove right by the man.

Jen and Mike were approached by three homeless coming out of the bookstore. They didn't hesitate to walk past without making eye contact. Neither addressed the Redlight Elephant on their walk to the car.

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pink elephant

A brand of cigarettes in France. All the cigs are pink and have vanilla flavoring (a.k.a. they are amazing) They come in a black box with a pink elephant facing backwards on it and "Pink Elephant" written in pink.

Joe: Hey can i have a cigarette please?
((gets a cigarette))
Joe: OH SHIT these cigarettes are pink!!!!

Harold: yep they are pink elephants.

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elephant shoes

I love you too, : in response to Olive juice.

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Elephant Tit

A bottle quart of beer or malt liquor. (Today, would be probably be the 40 oz versions)

After we knocked back several Elephant Tits of Colt 45, we were ready for the night.

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welcome elephant

The act or process of welcoming an elephant.

welcome elephant

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elephant walk

Done naked, post rugby game, opponents welcome. One arm under your crotch gripping your mates hand similarly placed, your other arm gripping the dudes hand in front of you. Singing something like "We all going on a Lion Hunt".

All the rest is bogus. Sphincters, dick grabbing etc., are knock offs by twits if they exist at all.

Best done at the bar or the Common Area if it's late enough.

Don't ever recall Elephant Walk being used in a sentence. It just happens, like a ruck.

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Elephant Tusk

A term for a very large male genitalia. A huge penis.

Girl, that boy got an elephant tusk.

Watch out, my buddy joe has an elephant tusk.

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