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European English is the main language of Europe. European English is derived from American English, the native official language of the United State America.
European English takes the comparatively simplistic spellings of American English words and makes them much fucking harder to spell by adding unnecessary letters, in line with Europe's tradition of complicating things.
Common examples of the differences between American English(Correct form: Real English) and European English:
Color -> Colour
Airplane -> Aeroplane
Mustache -> Moustache
Aluminum -> Aluminium
Fiber -> Fibre
Organize -> Organise
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its when you take a hot diarria on a girls chest then you piss on it then you cum on it then u lick it up.
boy: "hey wanna make a european pizza"
girl: "ok, sounds good"
boy: "oh, it is".
girl: "yes that tastes good"
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An euphemism for "white", symptome of politically correct madness and a sign, that calling someone "white" will get "offensive" soon.
First of all, would you ever recognise an european Tatar as "european-american"? No, you wouldn't. Neither would you recognise a Russian as "asian-american" - and the fact nobody ever tried to call Russians or Georgians like that proves it's about outward apperance (shared by the so-called races), not geographical orgin. So stop beating around the bush and grow up, people, face the adult world, in which you're exposed to some minor stresses and difficulties, like calling something by the name, by that invocing unpleasant free associations.
"White" is shorter and more accurate, than european-american, so just give it up already.
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When you have sex, specifically, with someone from Europe. Similar to Uniting Nations.
Example 1
Guy 1: Dude, I banged that Slovakian chick last night.
Guy 2: European Union, man!
Guy 3: That's what I'm talking about!
Example 2
Jimmy totally had sex with a hot chick from Spain. It was an epic European Union.
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when a guy give a chick/guy(depending on his sexuality) a tea bag and then sits on his/her face and farts in his/her face.
james: hey jamie, why do you have pink eye?
jamie: josh gave me a european gasmask :/
james: oh...... :/ *awkward*
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An European Tire Change is when you are fisting a partner (anal or vaginal) and have to swap hands due to fatigue. The key is not to ruin the flow by abruptly removing a hand, instead you insert the second hand while the first hand is still engaged, removing the initial hand ONLY after the second is in position (making it a perfect pit stop).
My partner performed a flawless European Tire Change last night, if it weren't for the wedding ring I wouldn't have even known he switched hands!
When you dock your lady on the womb snake and run around backwards until you run out of gas.
Or, getting fucked over by someone or something or both throughout your day.
Oh man somebody stole your car, you just got the European Trailer hitch!
When I get home I'm gonna give my wife the European Trailer Hitch