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Eva is a beautiful dirty-blond, green-eyed girl. She is too cool for school. Sugar is her bæ and she is very picky.
It is hard to feed Eva but you've got to love her and her eyes.
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a short for anus
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hi my name is eva dumb.
hi my name is anus dumb.
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A fuckwit, spoilt bitch! Flirts with boys that are in relationships and leads everyone one. Smokes weed at parties, shows up "fashionable late", tells secrets to others to seem cool.
Then will message you to say sorry when she has no friends lol
Invitation states, "all invited, only rule
Is don't be an Eva"
Mum- "would you like a smoothie for breakfast Eva?"
Eva- "FOR FUCK SAKE YOU CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT MUM, I HATE YOU"
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The palest fucker you'll ever meet. Like does she even go outside????? Omg she's so pale
Her hair literally looks like a bunch of curly fries. Not the good curly fries tho like the semi-burnt ones at the bottom of the bag
Her eyes are blue-green but who honestly gives a shit lmao
Likes the taste of blood, but has hemophobia. Seeing her own blood and small amounts of forgein blood is fine tho
Has a Littlest Pet Shop collection.
Usually on Tumblr or YouTube. Her Tumblr consists of little things she draws and shitposts.
Shops at Hot Topic a lot because she's a chucklefuck. Reads a lot of manga
Nickname is Eevee, as in the pokémon
Bobby: O shit look at dat it's Eva
Jimmy: Holy fuck is she glowing? She's so pale
Timmy: Her hair looks like Arby's curly fries wtf
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eva is a stupid ass fucking name like who named their kid eva it’s so dumb eva is a dumbass and the least liked out of ur whole group soemtimes shes fuxking hilarious but other days her jokes are terrible and average eva has black or dark brown hair and abnormally large dimples who ever has this name should just get it changed or jump off a bridge :) <3
elena: guys eva is not funny
everyone else in the friend group: yes we agree
eva: *morphs into ed sheeran *
everyone else: gasp
jessica: ew she was ed sheeran all along no wonder why she was so unlikable
elena: eva this is not a joke pls hit me and this is a threat xoxo
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Eva is a thicc booty girl, short, and has the best personality ever. She has the best laugh out of everyone, and many guys have a crush on her. She has the best booty, her booty is so soft as well. Her hair is brown and to her waist, and her eyes are a beautiful brown.
Damn bro check out that girl Eva!
She got a fat ASS!
Shes fucking hot asf
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if you have an eva in your life then you better not lose her. she takes no shit shes stubborn and isnt afraid to speak her mine without caring what people think. someone called is very beautiful and has a nice body but she doesn't really care. evas are funny and loyal and wont let you down, be careful though and dont upset her.
is that eva?
yeah, dont mess with her though!
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