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Noun. Anything that comes in the form of a phonr call or text. The receiver that is made aware of the significant event does not make any verbal reaction. Rather, upon receiveing the phone call/text, their face becomes nervous and is followed by a series of 2 to 7 twitches of the left eye. The person then proceeds to get their ass off the couch and takes action.
(text of significant event): Dude, sum grandpa jus jacked ur Camaro from outta ur driveway.
recipient: (Twitches, stutters, and bolts out the front door)
Someone who plans an event or activity.
This party looks lit, I wonder who is the eventer.
When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.
Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"
Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."
Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."
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noun
1. A small event
plural - eventities
Due to the chain of eventities that happened last Friday, I have come to the conclusion that partying is not for me.
Here's the refutation to the most recent one:
Hym "No, I am event 1 in a causal chain that lead directly to a byproduct and, therefore, have a non-0 contribution that deserves to be both recognized and compensated."
excuse used originally by a discord user called ''bleta'', used to cover brad phrasing.
Muffin, that was 2 isolated events!