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A show that you watch when you are immobilized by sickness, broken bones, boredom, etc. that you originally don't watch, but becomes one of your favorite shows from watching it so much.
"Why are you watchin Everybody Loves Raymond, I thought you hated that show."
"I used to, but when I broke my leg it became an immobilization favorite."
"YOU LIE!"
A favorite ex is a ex that you love unconditionally and will always go back to no matter what yall been though
girl a: who you talking to knoww??
girl b: Ykk who it isss.
girl a: Let me guess, your Favorite ex??
The Law of Inverse Favoritism refers to the tendency of fanfiction authors to make their FAVORITE characters suffer the most, either INSTEAD of the ones they hate, or ALONGSIDE the ones they hate. For example, if you were a huge Sonic fan, and Tails was your favorite character, he would tend to go through the most serious shit in any stories you wrote, maybe he'd lose one of his tails, maybe he'd die, maybe he'd lose someone who meant a lot to him (Like Sonic himself).
This law does not always apply, however, and some authors may like certain characters TOO much to make them eligible for this, as if there's a sort of uncanny valley where, right before the character means the most to you out of any, ones short of that standard suffer, but the ones shorter or ahead of the valley do not.
This seems to often be determined by how innocent or pure the character is. The moreso they are, the more likely they'll be excluded. For example, I often write Animaniacs fanfics, and Wakko never gets hurt as badly as anyone else, so he would probably be an exception for the Law of Inverse Favoritism.
Alice: You know how people who write fanfics often tend to torture their FAVORITE characters, and not the ones they HATE?
Bob: Yeah, I'm often guilty of that myself. I know how that works.
Alice: Well, you're one of my favorites to write in my stories now, so get ready for hell. That doesn't bother you at all, does it?
Bob: I t 's v e n g e a n c e f o r a l l I ' v e w r i t t e n
Alice: I also came up with a name for that. I'll call it "The Law of Inverse Favoritism".
Bob: Accurate.
(True story between me and a friend, names changed though for anonymity purposes)
Slang for a Laywer, often used when ominously threatening to sue someone, as if it is a euphemism
Joey: *Commits a parking Violation*
Jacob: There is no problem here, I will simply get a great favorite
Joey: Uhh… Okay? *Joey will not recognize the threat, as he does not know what a great favorite is*
hey dude.
sup.
i think ur gonna be my favorite bro.
so are you bro
It's what your neighbor calls you when he is such a pussy that he cannot tell you he don't like you
Hey Garrett you're my third favorite neighbor